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{happy happy birthday}

.december.9.1994.

today is a big day for this boy.

jacob oliver is sixteen.

1. can you handle how cute he is?
2. he was the funniest little kid ever. obviously, check out those pictures.
3. i remember the day he was born
4. i had chicken pocks so i couldnt hold him for two weeks. torture for a 3 yr old.
5. the doctor said he was a girl
6. josh and i told my parents for months we knew it was a boy
7. pretty sure he came home to a closet full of pink clothes
8. i was constantly dressing him up
9. and pushing him around in my baby stroller
10. he ended up breaking it, i guess it really was only meant for dolls
11. he got best smile for 9th grade preference
12. and dreamiest boy. dead serious.
13. for a few years he got really really chubby
14. josh and i used to call him fatty
15. we got in trouble for it every single day
16. then he grew like 10 inches and got skinny overnight
17. we still call him fatty cause now its just funny
18. and we still get in trouble
19. he is a sophomore at dixie high
20. and plays basketball every single day

21. he is an avid utah jazz fan
22. he dresses super cute
23. wears skinny jeans and vans. so great!
24. is very good at COD
25. he earns all his money by winning bets
26. its pretty impressive
27. i have never seen a kid want a car more than him
28. he asks every single day what car he's going to get
29. if its possible, he may be more opinionated than me and josh
30. he is as stubborn as they come
31. he listens to rap music constantly
32. if there is country music on, he freaks
33. he loves oldies too..he knows like every word to ABBA songs. hilarious.
34. he wont admit it.. but he loves gossip girl
35. and glee
36. knows basketball stats and players like you wouldnt believe
37. always has sports center or a game on
38. plays lacrosse

39. when he was little he would catch every kind of creature
40. bees, lizards, horny toads, frogs..you name it, he had caught it
41. he used to have fancy rats as pets
42. and a bunny, a few cats, fish, but no puppy
43. he wants a little puppy just as bad as i do
44. he used to be a snuggler
45. then he grew up, now he wont let anyone touch him
46. i cant wait til he has a girlfriend.. its going to be so great
47. he is super cute with little kids
48. he needs a younger sibling to pick on
49. he doesnt say a whole lot
50. but when he does, he's hilarious

51. has the prettiest brown eyes
52. all he has to do is pull his little puppy eyes and he gets anything he wants
53. women teachers absolutely love him, pretty sure he flirts with them
54. doesnt like his birthday being close to christmas, he thinks he gets forgotten about
55. loves to hot tub
56. never hangs out with a group of friends over here
57. pretty sure he's embarrassed by his family :)
58. love love loves to play games
59. and watch disney movies
60. he's the best to stay up late and watch a movie with
61. he never went through that annoying middle school stage
62. we've always gotten along the best
63. pretty sure he liked my friends just as much as i did
64. and now he always makes fun of me cause i dont have any left
65. the boys all loved him too
66. he loves the nike outlet
67. and urban outfitters
68. but other than those stores, he hates shopping
69. he has more shoes than i do
70. he calls my dad "booze"
71. so do all of his friends
72. its been going on for years and they probably will call him that for the rest of their lives
73. it started cause they said he looked like boozer from the jazz
74. he was hospitalized after getting his wisdom teeth out
75. he and my dad used to wrestle every night when he was little
76. they would go until someone got hurt
77. one time he cracked his neck and the ambulance had to come
78. he wore a neck brace for like a week
79. his favorite tv show is family guy
80. when he was little he couldnt say his R's
81. my aunt nicknamed him "the dalai lama" because he would not say a word to anyone
82. he also had the nickname "powder head" because his hair was white
83. now his friends call him cub, cubby, cubsy
84. he is a trouble maker
85. he and his friends pull all sorts of pranks on people
86.and usually end up getting chased by the cops
87. the cops patrol the area now haha
88. he has a 4.0 gpa
89. he was a baldy for a long time
90. im real glad he was born
91. jacob used to be the golden child, then josh went on a mission and now he is

92. but im sure jacob will take that back from him when he gets home

93. he is the best little brother ever.

94. i love hanging out with him!

95. im sad he will be driving now, i loved giving him rides places

96. thats when we had our best talks

97. when he was going to get my car, he was gonna get a sticker that said "real men drive purple mazdas" see what i mean, he's hilarious.

98. cant wait til you start dating and going to dances

99. so glad you're part of our family..you're the greatest brother, son, friend, kid ever!!

100. we sure love you!!

happy 16th